The Adventures of Super Boomer

u

Posted by:

Kinetic Konnection

THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER BOOMER

Time and time again Super Boomer helps people fight back against joint, muscle and general pain. His evil foes from the Legion of Pain (Verigross, Arthrito, Plantor and General Pain) are always on the lurk. At your work, gym, home, in your car… they are everywhere.

Stay tuned to find out how Super Boomer and Team Kinetic Konnection can help you.

WHO IS SUPER BOOMER?

Once an average baby boomer, now a SUPER BOOMER. After years of battling arthritis, varicose veins, heel pain and pain in general he developed a special power. He could now see pain. He can see Verigross, Arthrito, Plantor and General Pain. He can see them lurking in the shadows waiting to inflict pain on innocent by-standers. He knows he has to protect you. He has to do something fast, easy and effective. His past has taught him that with the use of bracing, compression socks and Team Kinetic Konnection he can help you reduce pain, recover and prevent further injury.

Super Boomer’s power and Kinetic Konnection’s team of knowledgeable and willing people can help you live a life with less pain.

MEET THE VILLAINS

Cartoon of villain Verigross as a purple tentacled monster.

Verigross

Verigross inflictis leg and calf pain. He loves to wreak havoc on people who sit or stand for hours a day and cause varicose veins.

Cartoon of villain Arthrito with pins sticking in him.

Arthruto

Arthruto inflicts ostheoarthritic pain. His speciality is attacking people's knees.

Contact Us

You can call or text any of our 6 locations, send us an email at info@kinetickonnection.com, or use the form below.

Thank you! Your message has been sent.
Oops! Something went wrong while sending this message. Please try again or email us directly at info@kinetickonnection.com